I Simulated The Overwatch League 2019 Grand Final Two Million Times. Here’s What Happened.

As the host of Overwatch Minus Overwatch on the Unlocked app I need to make sure my mathematical game is the best it can be, but there’s a limit to what I can do, both in terms of skill (I do this as a hobby) and resources (I’m only one dude with a consumer PC and limited free time). These limits have prevented me from doing more complex modeling or things like Monte Carlo simulations. However, being that the Overwatch League Grand Final is on Sunday and I had a 10-day vacation in front of me, I decided to put in the extra work and simulate the potential outcomes when Vancouver and San Francisco meet once again, this time for all the monies.

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ERRATA: Overwatch Minus Overwatch Episode 1

As part of Pop Ramen’s Unlocked channel, I’ve decided to share my love of Overwatch-flavored math. Overwatch Minus Overwatch is planned to be a twice-per-stage broadcast applying the same nerdy effort that I’ve used in articles previously here.

My debut episode at the start of week 1 went off with one hitch. I screwed up my math. The Binomial model I used to predict all the games fell apart because I realized how screwed up and complicated it was. As such, it was sacked midway through Week 1’s action and this info about the new model will replace it.

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It’s Not Called Underwatch: How Atlanta & Guangzhou Broke The Scoreboard

Many sports historians, especially ones who follow baseball, will tell you that one of the many reasons sports are so great is because every day, you’ll see something that’s never happened before in the history of the sport. The final match of the third week of Stage 2 was something we’d never seen before. On of the day before Earth Day, Overwatch League’s first two expansion teams, the Atlanta Reign and Guangzhou Charge, burned about as many CPU’s as a Bitcoin farm in the second and third maps of their match, tallying 28 points between them in an hour-long display that reminded people that are only me of Arena Football or the ABA. It was a match so unreal, I had to figure out how just unreal it was.

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Are The 2019 Valiant As Bad As The 2018 Dragons? (SPOILER: No)

(Note: The quality of this article has been partially affected by flu. Apologies from the management.)

On the last nationally televised game of Overwatch League’s Stage, a worldwide audience finally got to see the expansion Washington Justice win their first match. Even more exciting was seeing Gi Hyeon Chon (Ado), a 2nd-year player, end the league’s longest active losing streak by earning his first W in 37 tries. His former team, the Shanghai Dragons, got off their own schnide two weeks prior by winning their first three maps in their match. With a now 20-team league there are winners everywhere.

Except with the Los Angeles Valiant.

After a great 2018 campaign the team has fallen off the table and is 0-7 after Stage 1. Despite all the excitement and happiness surrounding the new Overwatch season, one has to worry if the Valiant is going to be the 2nd team in OWL history to go 0-28.

The short answer is “No.” The long answer is below.

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